OK so I really have no desire to get married. Maybe SOME-day, but definitely not TO-day. However, the other night the topic came up with my boyfriend, Dave. Why? Not really sure....but below is the conversation that ensued...
Me: I'd really want a band with diamonds all the way around.
D: Umm ok, or whatever I could afford.
Me: I don't want an ugly ring.
D: You're ridiculous. It's about the commitment between two people - not the ring.
Me: Ok, in that case then I'd rather have no ring than an ugly ring.
D: All the people I've known bought what they could afford and the other person took it.
Me: Right. OK. So will I...as loooong as it's not ugly. I just have to like it.
D: Well what don't you like?
Me: Would you like an itemized list?
D: You're ridiculous.
Me: Uh huh..no ugly.
At this point I could see the steam shooting out his ears. So I decided to call it and be like "I was only joking".
Luckily a screw from the kitchen scissors had come off and got stuck in the garbage disposal so he resumed talking to me in a normal tone....
But then I thought, "hmm...I wonder if he got it?". I thought about circling back just to make sure, but then I looked up and saw him holding the scissors he'd just fixed and decided....
maybe another time....
OMG Whit, soooo funny!
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